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Author Archives: Battle Mage
I'm alive!
Well, I did make it out to Texas. I have to wait until tomorrow to get my internet at home, but rest assured, dedicated readers, that as soon as I have some internets I will post until we are all … Continue reading
All quiet on the Western front
So for those not involved in my personal life, I am moving from my homebase of Atlanta, GA to Dallas, TX tomorrow. I will likely be without internet over the next couple of days, which translates into slow Trashed Ideas. … Continue reading
Trashed Idea – Teabagging Teabag
Picture says it all. These reusable bags can be purchased here for $12.
Posted in Pictures, Trashed Idea
Tagged ball shaped teabag, hipster, reusable teabag, teabag, teabagging
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Trashed Idea – Scuba Scooter
While the functional approach of this device isn’t necessarily bad as it provides the disabled and like the opportunity to explore the seas where they otherwise would be prevented from doing so. However, practical application and laws of humanity insist … Continue reading
Posted in Pictures, Trashed Idea
Tagged fat lazy people, fish, ocean, scuba, scuba scooter, sea, swimming
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Too Much Time – Walk the dog
It’s nice to know I’m not the only one who has trained their dog to respond to an irrational phrase, though I think this guy definitely one-ups my trick.
Posted in Ridiculosity, Role Models, Too Much Time
Tagged child pornography, dog, dog responds to phrase, too much time, training a dog
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Your WTF for the day – Cows
Cows. Cow cow cow’ow cow cow cowcow cow. Moo. Lick that cow.
Posted in Animations, Nonsense, Too Much Time, Videos, WTF
Tagged cows, lick that cow, lots of cows, moo, moo moo, puppy cow, spider cow, weird cow
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Role Model – Real Life Stretch Armstrong
Ok, so not literally but he does have the grossest looking skin I’ve ever seen. You can hear him mutter in the video that it has to do with a lack of collagen in his skin.
Posted in Ridiculosity, Role Models, Videos, WTF
Tagged role model, stretch armstrong, stretchy british punk, stretchy skin
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Your WTF for the day – I-Doser
Um. So I stumbled upon this and put in some due diligence to see how fake this is. From what I could gather, it’s more of a placebo effect than anything else, though people often claim for much more impacting … Continue reading
Posted in Fact Check, Nonsense, Parodies, Too Much Time, Videos, WTF
Tagged binaural beats, i doser, idoser
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Fact Check: Chicken and Egg. Who came first?
According to a some British people, the chicken. The research comes from British scientists out of Sheffield and Warwick universities. It all boils down to one protein—ovocledidin-17 (OC-17)—that is only found inside a chicken’s ovaries, and is essential for eggshell … Continue reading
Trashed Idea – The Private Bench
I would like one of these. It’s like the iron maiden of sitting and having one would fulfill my childhood desire of owning a coin-operated video-game. PAY & SIT: the private bench (HD) from Fabian Brunsing on Vimeo.
Posted in Art, Ridiculosity, Role Models, Trashed Idea, Videos
Tagged iron maiden bench, pay and sit, private bench, spike bench
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Trashed Idea – Gesundheit
This man pitches what could possibly be the greatest Total Human Genocide plot ever.
Posted in Movies, Role Models, Trashed Idea, Videos
Tagged gesundheit, movie pitch, total human genocide
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Tasty Jams – Epic Rap Battle
While not as clever as the Translated Rap Battle, this video features two expertly white nerds exchanging insults in order to win a girl’s number.
Posted in Tasty Jams, Videos
Tagged 2 guys, epic rap battle, girls number, white herds
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Your WTF for the day – Wristcutters
Um. I’m unsure of what this could translate to that doesn’t involve suicide on placebos.
Posted in Foreign, Japanese, Nonsense, Videos, WTF
Tagged box cutters, japan, yay wristcutters
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Role Model – Elliot Lester
Let Elliot Lester help you with all your video needs.
Posted in Commercials, Instructional, Role Models, Videos
Tagged director, editor, elliot lester, video assistance
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Trashed Idea – F*%king Foucault at the Guggenheim (NSFW)
Confused by the title? Don’t worry. The video will fully explain. The concept is NSFWish but there isn’t anything graphic/obscene in the video.
Posted in NSFW, Trashed Idea, Videos
Tagged F*%king Foucault at the Guggenheim, NSFW
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Trashed Idea – Ex-blocker
Trashed Enthusiast Rhieddhi sends along this special application you can install on any popular browser. To quote: Using both Facebook and real life names with a few other bits of information, the application blocks any site of up to 4 … Continue reading
Posted in Pimp that Site, Trashed Idea
Tagged block your ex, ex-blocker, facebook, Pimp that Site
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Too Much Time – Star Wars GIF
Seems odd to make a post about a Star Wars GIF, right? Well how about a GIF that plays the entire Episode IV? And it’s only 136kb you say? AMAZING! Check it out out, and if you like that, he’s … Continue reading
Posted in Animations, Art, Too Much Time
Tagged foldsfive, gif, indiana jones, star wars
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Trashed Idea – Rocket Propelled Chainsaw
If there were awards for Trashed Ideas, this would win. Every time.
Pimp That Site – The Revolving Internet
This script is a bit of a resource hog, especially considering it plays a song with it, but it’s basically your webpage slowly revolving with an eerie song to boot. Check it out here.
Posted in Pimp that Site, Too Much Time
Tagged rotating webpage, the revolving internet
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