Monthly Archives: June 2010
Old Spice – Questions
While it’s not as catchy or quotable as the original “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like”, Isiah Mustafa, the actor in these commercials, once again does an amazing job capturing the essence that is a good advertisement.
Hottest Sex Scene from True Blood
I know. I know. I’m posting something True Blood. But seriously? This exists.
Tasty Jams – Nicolas Cage wants that cake
I seriously can’t get enough of posting Nicolas Cage mainly because people don’t have to really do anything to make him seem ridiculous or awful. But someone did take some time doing this animation and the God-awful song.
Role Model – Mom Dancing with kids
Keeds, what have we learned today? Momma only wants $20s in her thong! Good keeds.
Why Macs Suck
Because I realized I never posted this to my own site and it’s been the perpetual gear that has fueled my ability to laugh at MacHeads rather than freak out at them. All that said, this is a spoof of … Continue reading
Role Model – Shoot yourself for meds
This is my HA to people against the current Health Care Reform.
Your WTF for the day – The Shower Song
Um. I don’t expect you to watch all of this. In fact, if you only watch 10 seconds I wouldn’t blame you. But this belongs on the site.
Fact Check – Sheeps on meth getting tazered
If that title doesn’t make your head tilt, you’ve seen too much on my site. Cocaine is a hell of a drug, but getting shocked with a Taser while riding high on methamphetamines probably beats any white-knuckled cocaine experience hands … Continue reading
Viral – Kitty Wearing a Hat
I post this because it’s short and I can’t stop watching it.
Kubrick Vs. Scorsese
I really enjoyed this video but that doesn’t necessarily mean you will. It’s a 7 and 1/2 minute long mash-up video using 34 films between the two amazing directors set to some appropriately themed music. See how many you can … Continue reading
Role Model – Poo Tattoo
Poo Tattoo!
Your WTF for the day – NSFW Tires?
Now it’s not uncommon to see over-sexual ads in today’s modern world. I mean just look at Megan Fox. One of the most overhyped actresses on the market mainly because people find her infinitely attractive. Some ads tend to be … Continue reading
Trashed Idea – Baby Racing
Apparently this is a real event in Russia where mother’s use the everyday toys and objects that normally captivates their toddlers to race them against other ADD toddlers.
Your WTF for the day – What What In The Butt (NSFW)
Now most everyone who visits this site has seen/heard this song. It was made popular by South Park and there are many video renditions of the song on YouTube. I’ve just never posted it to the site so I figured … Continue reading
Trashed Idea – Rainbow Bacon
Because let’s be honest, you can never get enough bacon in your life. So why not add a little color to it? Rainbow Bacon.
Art – Old Gangsters Never Die
Written and animated by Alan Moore and Lloyd Thatcher. Music by The Sinister Ducks. This beat poetry piece of work re-establishes what made gangsters so insurmountably cool during their reign in established society. Do enjoy.
Fastest Game of Monopoly
In another case of people who have too much time on their hands, (definitely not looking at myself here) these two pull off the shortest possible game of Monopoly, an awesome 21 seconds. You can go here and look at … Continue reading
Fact Check: When is it legal to masturbate in public?
Well in New York, it seems as long as you are off the beaten path it’s OK. Retired detective Joseph Tesoriere was busted in August of last year in a remote corner of Gateway National Park for exposing himself to … Continue reading
Trashed Idea – Pillow Tie
Pillow Tie! Pretty self-explanatory but if you are still lost, here is a picture reference. See the nozzle? You blow into the nozzle and voila! You have a pillow! These can be purchased here for $20 a pop.