Author Archives: Battle Mage
Short Film – 35mm
This short film simplifies 35 films into a two minute clip. You can go here and read the comments to see most of the films people recognized, but see how many you can name yourself.
Commercials – Orbit, Will Arnett and Jason Bateman
Orbit has recently started an online commercial campaign using Arrested Development’s Jason Bateman and Will Arnett. Orbit gum takes these dirty scenarios and “cleans” them up with their patented gum. So far they have released two videos. This first video … Continue reading
Tech Jargon – Eye Mario System
Waterloo Labs has put together a device that analyzes eye movements and translates them into actions on the NES console. They explain the process and show their results in the video. Pretty neat stuff.
Role Models – Boobie Brushes
Artists come in all flavors and sizes, as do their brushes. However, not many have used their 38DD breasts as their brushes. Until now. The below video is of a Russian artist named Victoria. Or you can check out Kira’s … Continue reading
Tech Jargon – Crashproof Bike Safety System
A German news segment involving a new technology for motorcycles. It supposedly analyzes vehicles and oncoming traffic and reports them to the user via helmet prompter. Watch the first test drive.
Trashed Idea – Jamba Juice Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie
This isn’t real, but some day.
Tasty Jams – 30 Rock – Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
This is from 30 Rock and it blew my mind. Big thanks to Breedlove for the find.
Animation – Day & Night
Day & Night is Pixar’s latest short for Toy Story 3. I can’t embed, so you will have to click the link, but I can assure you it’s well worth it. It’s about 5 minutes long and has some of … Continue reading
Bacon – Maple Bacon Coffee
Maple Bacon Coffee. It exists and is calling for you. Review and link to site to purchase from here.
Role Models – Antoine Dodson
So this run of the mill burglary story may not seem like much, but 1:00 in you are introduced to Antoine Dodson, who has a special message for the burglar.
Tech Jargon – Blind Type
So this is Blind Type. I wonder just how legit this is, but if it’s authentic then someone has created an amazing technology.
Tasty Jams – Come Again by Kleptones
Beatles, Rare Earth, Beastie Boys, Daft Punk, Cypress Hill AND Boston, all layered under some of the best dance our entertainment industry has offered in the past 50 years. Do enjoy. Kleptones – Come Again (Beatles vs Rare Earth vs … Continue reading
Tasty Jams – Cute Asian Kid Sings `I`m Yours`
Cutest Asian child sings Jason Mraz’s “I’m Yours”. You wish you were this adorable at that age.
Trashed Idea – Jet Powered Motorcycle
Someone used the turbine engine for an unmanned drone engine and built a motorcycle around it. Just seeing the video is bound to put hair on your chest, or burn it off.
Mash Up – Jane Austen’s Fight Club
Fight Club + Jane Austen = awesome.
SHARKTOPUS!
SHARKTOPUUUUUUUUUS!
Tasty Jams – Ritalin by Dancing Pigeons
Rednecks, a flamethrower and fire extinguisher. What more can you ask? Dancing Pigeons – Ritalin from Blink on Vimeo.
Trashed Idea – Candwich
The financier of this amazing product is currently being sued by his investors for not spending the investment money like he said he would. I mean, who wouldn’t want to purchase a candwich? Mark Kirkland, the actual creator of this … Continue reading
Mash Up – Ron Livingston and Keyboard Cat
This is for all my Office Space and viral video fans.