Your WTF for the day – Not Guilty of Rape

A man was acquitted of rape today after a jury agreed his victim could not have been sexually assaulted while wearing skinny jeans.

Nicholas Gonzales, 23, told a court in Australia that sex with the 24-year-old woman was consensual, despite her claim he had ripped off her size six skinny jeans before the attack.

The Sydney jury sent a note to the judge during the trial asking for more information about ‘how exactly Nick took off her jeans’.

The note from a jury member added: ‘I doubt those kind of jeans can be removed without any sort of collaboration.’

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