But once again, the internet never fails. Here is a Japanese man playing bass extremely well. The rest is eye candy.
Mmmm. I like that white outfit, but why don’t you try putting on a leotard. A black one. And feel yourself up a bit. Now lay on the bed. Thrust your hips in the air. Oh yeah. Boy, this workout has gotten my tired. Why don’t you slip into a maid’s outfit? While you’re at it, get some milk. Lots of milk. Now drink. DRINK I SAY! (I wish this was unrelated to the video…)