Category Archives: Absurd
Educational – Can you pronounce all of this?
A wonderful poem highlighting the peculiarities that encompass the English language and pronunciation in general. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, … Continue reading
Role Model – Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
A while back a man was arrested for a mundane crime. The interesting thing about the story? His name is Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. Here is a clip of many anchors attempting to say his name. Thanks to Nathan for the … Continue reading
Tasty Jams – Rifle Burs
With lyrics like “Yeah I’m shooting babies. Cuz they ain’t got no voice. I’m a pro. I call this pro choice”, this has to be one of the best songs created in a garage.
Trailer – FDR American Bad@$$!
Probably the best trailer I have seen in months. I love this. This is the true story of Franklin Roosevelt.
Your WTF for the year – Pizza Boomerang (NSFW)
I really don’t get this video but I suppose that may be the point. Check out the Pizza Boomerang and also be careful as there is a very out of place scene involving a penis being chopped off.
Your WTF for the day – Toddlers and Tiaras
I’ve posted one other Toddlers and Tiaras video before and have talked about how crazy these people and show are in general. But this one takes the cake. Gotta go get some gogojuice.
Role Model – Vermin Supreme
Vermin Supreme is running for President of the USA in the Democratic party (not for the first time apparently) in New Hampshire. Personally, I would vote for him in a heartbeat.
Web Short – Prison Dancer: The Interactive Musical
So you may remember those videos of the prisoners doing elaborate dance numbers which turned out to be forced labor by the prison guards. Well someone has taken it upon themselves to create a new web series based upon those … Continue reading
Role Model – Russian Beer Dance
This crazy man has some moves.
Trashed Idea – Handerpants!
Thanks to Brit for this wonderful find. I want to own Handerpants desperately. Get some here.
Another Rube Goldberg machine
Well this site has always had a soft spot for Rube Goldberg machines. I particularly like this one…
Trailer – Bad Ass
Bad Ass is the retelling of the Epic Beard Man’s adventures, with a bit of speculation.
Tasty Jams – Bounce That Dick
Jenna Marbles has some pretty hilarious web shorts, but this one is pretty ridiculous.
Animal – Scariest Wild Boar Attack
This video is not for the feint of heart. Watch as your own discretion.
Commercial – Unicef Holidays
Unicef makes a good point this holiday season. How does Santa feel about 3rd world countries? I mean after all they are in 3rd place. It can’t be that bad.
Tasty Jams – Pelican by The Maccabees (NSFW)
This is a pretty crazy music video for The Maccabees going through stages of life. It is NSFW for one scene with breasts. The Maccabees – Pelican from David Wilson on Vimeo.
Your WTF for the day – Holiday Music
Apparently this company wants to emphasize they can make anything sound good. I believe this is a metaphor for Katy Perry. Also there is poo involved.
Role Model – Christmas Ornament Thieves
T’is the season to of giving and apparently these women took that a little too literally. They were caught stealing lawn ornaments for Christmas and putting them in their own just a few blocks away.
Educational – How to pick up a chick
Things seem to be going so well for this guy. Then for some reason she starts acting weird. But who wouldn’t fall in love with a guy who did this?
Tasty Jams – Doom and Gloom
Third Eagle is one of those crazy “end of the world” Christians that makes your head turn. But what is even better is that he also believes there are hidden phallic symbols all around the world, in particular at the … Continue reading