Nonsense – Skeletons having sex on a tin roof

I’m not saying you have to watch this. In fact, it is my recommendation that you do not. But I would be remiss if I were to not post this particularly awful video on Trashed. It just belongs. For those brave enough to venture forward, I can at least give you the comforting knowledge that the music is at least enjoyable and there are no lyrics.

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Your WTF for the day – Reese’s Pieces Love Child

From the people who created the absurd and NSFW Skittle commercial comes their slightly less NSFW take on Reese’s Pieces. Still ridiculous.

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Viral – It’s a snap! (NSFW)

This ad for the Central Institute of Technology uses some awesome teleportation to highlight all the awesome things the college offers. Too bad teleporting is not an exact science. Not for the squeamish.

 

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Your WTF for the day – Wheelclamped (NSFW)

Phil Zimmerman is known for making weird videos. I’ve posted one of his previously though I haven’t the heart to force you to watch more than one of his videos at a time so I won’t link it. But this video… I don’t know how to describe it honestly. It’s got bad music in the background, he’s rambling on about wheelclamped things and such… Just uh…

 

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3D – Loom

Spiders are creepy to me. 3D in-your-face terrifying spiders are even worse. It gets kind of abstract toward the end but this video is not for anyone who is already scared of arachnids.

Loom from Polynoid on Vimeo.

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3D – Kara

Kara is a real-time demo by Quantic Dream, the game developers behind Heavy Rain and Indigo Prophecy. I highly recommend watching this for anyone who appreciates wonderful animation. Their games may not be for everyone but this one-shot story is breath-taking.

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Trashed Idea – Boat Dress

It’s been a while since I’ve posted a truly Trashed Idea so to make up for it I give you something for everyone’s beach attire.

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Trailer – God Bless America (NSFW)

I’m a little late to posting this but for those who haven’t heard this looks like the best movie coming out this year. God Bless America is being directed by former comedian Bobcat and features a character ready to take action against the most repellent members of society. This is the redband trailer.

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Tasty Jams – Drinking Beer and Smoking Cigarettes

I was very upset with this until I saw that it was done by Jon Lajoie and realized what I was watching. This is still pretty terrible all around.

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Your WTF for the day – Unicorn and Dolphin (NSFW, language)

I don’t know why someone thought this video needed to be made but it exists. The unicorn is quite hot for dolphins it turns out. Not a BFD.

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Mash Up – Portal 2 “This is Aperture”

You know what Portal 2 was missing? A good Nightmare before Christmas crossover. This gives me chills and also incentive to go play Portal 2 again.

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Trashed Idea – Bubble Soccer

You know what would make soccer better? If contact was allowed and everyone was required to wear these giant inflatable body suits to keep their arms pinned and foot-eye coordination to a minimum. This video will literally put a smile on your face.

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Viral – Girl Talking Backwards

Many of you may have seen this already, but for those who haven’t this is pretty ridiculous. Thsi teenage girl can take any word spoken to her and say it backwards. Some of them don’t come out sounding right when you play it backwards but surprisingly most do. There are many videos out there right now that will play the video forward and backward. I’ll let you hunt those down.

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Educational – Dirty Signs with Kristen

Kristen has a YouTube channel dedicated to teaching people dirty sign language. Want to learn how to tell a deaf person you like their boobies? Here you go. I’ve posted a NSFW one below but I urge you to go watch them all. Pretty good stuff.

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Tasty Jams – Chapter “It’s Free Swipe Yo EBT” (NSFW)

Thanks to Nathan for this little gem. It starts a little slow with some crappy dialogue but once the singing starts it is pretty ridiculous. I don’t know if this is serious or not. I want to believe it isn’t. But… (NSFW for language)

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Parody – His Name is James Bond

If the theme song for James Bond movies had lyrics this is exactly what they would be. Also, James Bond is kind of a jerk. NSFW for lyrical content.

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Web Short – Geek Therapy

Sometimes even geeks need some therapy.

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Role Model – Hands “Up and Over it”

The Irish finger dancers are at it again with another hypnotic video with dancing hands and crazy rhythm. Check it out.

 

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Educational – Can you pronounce all of this?

A wonderful poem highlighting the peculiarities that encompass the English language and pronunciation in general.

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

The Chaos, by G. Nolst Trenite, aka Charivarius (1870-1946)

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Your WTF for the day – Twinkle Toes

Uhhhh. I just….. Umm….. What just happened?

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