Coming to an end

Posted on May 7, 2012 by Battle Mage

Trashed Ideas will be closing shop June 6th. Mainly because I’m too cheap to renew web-hosting, and also because while I do catch an awesome video that I share every now and then, the traffic has been dying down and and I don’t put as much time into this as I would like in order to maintain it. So I will be posting a ton these next few days, a lot of back-logged awesome. Hopefully you get to see it, otherwise you can catch it on FB.

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Viral – Spandy Andy

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

I want to believe this is just a one-time stunt but he calls himself Spandy Andy so I highly doubt it. Curious to see what a white guy who can dance in a sparkly speedo looks like? No? Well 3 million views means some people are curious.

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Your WTF for the day – Condom experiments

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

I can’t believe what I just saw. Seriously. This is not NSFW, meaning you can watch it whenever. And it gets absurd. Just watch. Thanks to Dani for the find.

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Tasty Jams – Pictures of your @#!% (NSFW)

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

Rachel Bloom is responsible for the @#$^ Me, Ray Bradbury video I posted some time ago. This heartbreaking song is about breaking up. And also very NSFW.

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Stop Motion – Fresh Guacamole

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

Apparently Showtime does shorts? This wonderful stop-motion short takes every day items (grenades are definitely for every day use) and creates a deceptively delicious looking guacamole.

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Tasty Jams – Ukulele cover of Shaft

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

What is about ukuleles that are just so awesome? I don’t know. But this cover of Shaft is quite excellent. My favorite part is the when the camera pans to the only black guy in the audience of about 500 people.

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Commercial – New Dell Campaign

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

Dell’s new ad campaign follows the vein of psuedo-intellectuals using technology to create amazing things, much like this. Just give it a little time to get in. Probably NSFW.

Clayton Sotos – Visual Innovators from Visual Innovators on Vimeo.

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Role Model – George Takei’s Happy Dance

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

George Takei is awesome. Normally I wouldn’t make you listen to LMAO for any reason but I mean come on. It’s George Takei doing a happy dance. Plus, he’s sexy and he knows it.

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Rant – Best Rant of 2012

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

This man was upset about being harassed by a police officer for using colorful language in a park. I’m not condoning what he did but his rant to Mark Sidrine (spelling?), the arresting officer, is inspiring and surprisingly safe for work.

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Role Models – Sleepy Man Banjo Boys

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

Hopefully every knows the Dueling Banjos song and doesn’t immediately associate it to a purty mouth but even if you do you will still enjoy this video. These three boys (the 3rd doesn’t come in frame until well into the video) make up the Sleepy Man Banjo Boys and are more talented than you. I promise.

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Nonsense – Skeletons having sex on a tin roof

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

I’m not saying you have to watch this. In fact, it is my recommendation that you do not. But I would be remiss if I were to not post this particularly awful video on Trashed. It just belongs. For those brave enough to venture forward, I can at least give you the comforting knowledge that the music is at least enjoyable and there are no lyrics.

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Your WTF for the day – Reese’s Pieces Love Child

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

From the people who created the absurd and NSFW Skittle commercial comes their slightly less NSFW take on Reese’s Pieces. Still ridiculous.

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Viral – It’s a snap! (NSFW)

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

This ad for the Central Institute of Technology uses some awesome teleportation to highlight all the awesome things the college offers. Too bad teleporting is not an exact science. Not for the squeamish.

 

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Your WTF for the day – Wheelclamped (NSFW)

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

Phil Zimmerman is known for making weird videos. I’ve posted one of his previously though I haven’t the heart to force you to watch more than one of his videos at a time so I won’t link it. But this video… I don’t know how to describe it honestly. It’s got bad music in the background, he’s rambling on about wheelclamped things and such… Just uh…

 

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3D – Loom

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

Spiders are creepy to me. 3D in-your-face terrifying spiders are even worse. It gets kind of abstract toward the end but this video is not for anyone who is already scared of arachnids.

Loom from Polynoid on Vimeo.

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3D – Kara

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

Kara is a real-time demo by Quantic Dream, the game developers behind Heavy Rain and Indigo Prophecy. I highly recommend watching this for anyone who appreciates wonderful animation. Their games may not be for everyone but this one-shot story is breath-taking.

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Trashed Idea – Boat Dress

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Battle Mage

It’s been a while since I’ve posted a truly Trashed Idea so to make up for it I give you something for everyone’s beach attire.

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Trailer – God Bless America (NSFW)

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Battle Mage

I’m a little late to posting this but for those who haven’t heard this looks like the best movie coming out this year. God Bless America is being directed by former comedian Bobcat and features a character ready to take action against the most repellent members of society. This is the redband trailer.

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Tasty Jams – Drinking Beer and Smoking Cigarettes

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Battle Mage

I was very upset with this until I saw that it was done by Jon Lajoie and realized what I was watching. This is still pretty terrible all around.

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Your WTF for the day – Unicorn and Dolphin (NSFW, language)

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Battle Mage

I don’t know why someone thought this video needed to be made but it exists. The unicorn is quite hot for dolphins it turns out. Not a BFD.

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